10 People Revealed The Hottest Thing Ever Said To Them That Just Melted Them

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Everyone has their fairytale, which they share with friends and family. That one super hot, ultra-zesty story that you tell everybody at all the get-togethers. All things considered, this time, redditors imparted those stories to us. These little scraps will get you boiling with anger or possibly need to hello there five the general population included so hard, your hand tumbles off.

we can either compliment them or feel more regrettable about how our own lives are going. At any rate, these individuals probably had their fortunate blessed messengers smiling down at them since they were shaking it.

1. Fun At Wedding

Was at a wedding and after having a little bit to drink decided to be goofy and dip my finger in wax and poke my friend’s mouth who was one of the bridesmaids. She put her mouth around my finger thinking it was frosting or something and we both laughed then I made fun of her for it. Then she looked me straight in the eyes and said “you put it in my mouth so I sucked it” in one of those innocent/not so innocent tone of voices. Kissed her a bit later that night. Good times.

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2. College

In college once, I had a waitress at the late night dinner, give me her number on a napkin with a note that she wanted to see if the bulge in my pants was as big as it looked. God, that makes me hot thinking about it 25 years later. What a night that was!

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3. Coffee And Some Fun

“do you wanna come over for a cup of coffee and a blowjob?” in a text message if that counts

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4. Long Time Of Pleasure

When I was 19 – 21 I worked a 56hour shift with a developmentally disabled client in an old farmhouse on 10 acres. There was male staff and client upstairs, and female staff with client downstairs. The female staff member would come upstairs and chat/watch tv with me for a couple of hours when the clients had gone to bed and one night out of nowhere she just asked me if I wanted a blowjob, which of course I did. After she was done she told me that she had a bit of an oral fixation and as she was going back downstairs she said. “you can use my mouth anytime you want. goodnight!”

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5. Jailbait

As a guy into older girls, probably hearing an old high school friend who was about twenty call me “jailbait” when I was about 17.

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6. Kristy, An Australian Girlfriend

Ex-girlfriend, naked in bed “choose your own adventure” in her lovely Australian accent. Also the Australian “HOLY FUCK” when she came.

Kirsty, you have a special place in my heart.

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7. Man Of Legends Foretold

She Moaned my girlfriends name when I was banging her during a 3way. I swear nothing has ever sounded hotter than my girlfriends name being moaned by another girl

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8. I Can’t Stop Thinking

Ex girlfriend said to me the first time she felt my dick “oh my God.” Then we layed there trying to sleep and she rolled over and said: “I can’t stop thinking about it I need to suck your dick.”

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9. Use Three

While fingering a girl. Her: Use two fingers. Me: I am. Her: Use three.

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10. Smooth As Shit

She-Come up for coffee

Me-I don’t drink coffee

She-I don’t have any

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